Porn for Women

Last week on Good Things Utah, they featured this book called "Porn for Women". I know it sounds really naughty, but it is actually really funny and very true. I have been wanting to buy the book, but they said you can only get at some speciality shop and on the internet, but when you search for it on the internet you have to be very careful not to get unwanted "Porn". Well today I get an email from my Mom and tada, it is the photo's from the book. I thought I would share. I must say that Ivan is very good at most of these, especially the flower one.

I don't have to have a reason to bring you flowers.Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.
Don't want anyone "falling in" in the middle of the night.
I made some Niman Ranch Tenderloin with garlic, black pepper, and indonesian soy sauce for dinner. I hope that sounds OK.
Hold that thought a second. I want to pull over to ask for directions.
I know, Let's take you shoe shopping!

Is that the baby? I'll get her.

I like to get to these things before I have to be asked. As long as I have legs to walk on. You'll never have to take out the garbage.

1. Bumping into Melanie at Lagoon

2. Disposable Diapers

3. Ivan's help with dinner last night (yummy steak sweetie)